Quotes

Bad Boys[]

"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny *** with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the *** along." - Marcus Burnett
"Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them". - Marcus Burnett
"You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you". - Captain Conrad Howard
"That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name". - Julie Mott "It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name". - Marcus Burnett
"Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off". - Mike Lowrey
"You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy". - Mike Lowrey
"Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this ***' cliff if you keep ***' with me. Then it'll be what, two *** in the sea. Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?" - Marcus Burnett
"You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother *** handy wipe!" - Marcus Burnett
"Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy". - Mike Lowrey

"Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your *** ass down". - Marcus Burnett
"We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life". - Mike Lowrey
"It doesn't matter if they were dead or not, *** it! Every time you leave a corpse on the street, I have to get these detective guys to come in and see what happened. See? They're detecting shit. Then I've gotta get these forensic coroner guys to stick 'em back in the *** bag! Jesus Christ!" - Captain Conrad Howard
"Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game". - Mike Lowrey "I hate the tailor." Marcus Burnett